The absolute best post I have read this year is ¿Porque se pierden las medias? made by my friend Edwin Vázquez in his blog Cargas y Descargas...
He reveals within it the secret sex life of socks... go read it!
Shocked, amazed, and just a wee bit perturbed I gave myself to researching if such sock phenomena has been previously investigated by other enterprising individuals equal in caliber to Edwin, people that we can believe. People that will not tell you that you are not a colony now and in fifty years tell you how you have been the most raped colony of the modern world!
So here they are the results of my findings!
- Socks on parade - the depravity here seems to be mild since the socks seem to be walking nude on the street; but no sex of any kind is taking place right? Wrong! Parade in spanish is Parada and Parada in english means straight-up. Obviously this will become a woody, err, bloody orgy later on!
- Sock Sex Bestiality - this is too much; where is that butcher guy who hates gays when you need him? Ohh... the poor cat!
- Spontaneous Sock Combustion - this is what happens after a sock has had sex all night while being smelly as an ass (you know, the animal?).
- Sock Sex Accidents May Mean Death! - A sock sex investigator does a postmortem on a sock that had an accident while having sex with one of those big black socks.
- Socks Also Do It With Plants - will the depravity of socks know no boundaries?
- Stair Climbing Socks - everyone knows cows cannot manage stair climbing. But while no one has yet seen a sock climb a stair it is obvious they can and do climb them. Otherwise how can they reach their sock sex orgies?
- Sock Sex Is Our Fault! - get 'em young, indeed! Humans are the source of sock depravity! It's a fact!
- Socks Are Turned On By Technology - the evidence shows it, socks crave to be near gadgets, computers, cell phones, mp3 players, etc... They have the craziest socks sex wherever these items are found; watch out!
My apologies to Edwin for plagiarizing his idea and turning it into a really bad post. One last thing, if you follow the links you prove you have no life. LOL.
The informations soldier is now training a flock of sex-crazed assasin socks...
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